Sausages

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Sausages

It goes without saying that we use only the finest ingredients, giving you the best texture and flavour whilst reducing the risk of food poisoning.

Products

Basingstokefurter

Basingstokefurter

It's true. Boring cities with disproportionate influence over European affairs really do make the finest sausages. Basingstoke's continental positi...

From £1.20 (Inc Tax £1.20)

Frankfurters (Beef)

4 sizes of packs available from £1.20 Frankfurters (Beef)

Beef franks just like the ones you get from the hot dog stand, but without the queues or botulism. Modelled on some of the finest german sausages e...

From £1.20 (Inc Tax £1.20)

Seaside Special Self-Cooking Sausage

Seaside Special Self-Cooking Sausage

New! - The Seaside Special is a water-proof, sub aqua capable sausage capable of low level flight and pinpoint accuracy. No longer will it be neces...

From £5.50 (Inc Tax £5.50)

The Chubby Chili

The Chubby Chili

Don't be put off by the red texture of this fiery beast. The Chubby Chili leaves your gut acidity levels on a maximum high, this baby is hot… hot… ...

From £2.19 (Inc Tax £2.19)

The Luncheon Truncheon

The Luncheon Truncheon

A speciality barbecue sausage if ever there was one. This piece of art was created by barbecue guru Bernie "Burn it" McToastie. Complete with a fla...

From £2.40 (Inc Tax £2.40)